If your books were coffee orders, what would they be?
Two Bodies, Three Fools would be a soy dirty chai with a dash of whiskey. Arcadia would be a short black. 38 CRASH would be several piccolos shotgunned one after the other.
FAQ
What's your favourite food?
Beer
Can I trade you a case of beer for a signed copy of your book?
Absolutely!
Can you sign my e-book?
Sure can, champ!
What do you do when you get writer's block?
I talk to my friend Laura for two hours.
What's the best piece of advice you've ever received?
Stay safe, stay single, stay hydrated.
What inspires you?
Drinking choccy milk with my friends.
How do you get all that writing done?
idk lol
Do you have any tips for aspiring writers?
Don't write a book! How am I supposed to get all the attention if OTHER people write books?!
Where do you get your ideas?
From ur mom hahaaa (jk ily)
What's your workout routine?
ONE HUNDRED PUSH-UPS. ONE HUNDRED SIT-UPS. ONE HUNDRED SQUATS. AND A TEN-KILOMETRE RUN EVERY SINGLE DAY!
Who's your favourite Wiggle?
Oh man, don't make me chooooose…
Why are your books so badly written?
Huh? Y-you can't say stuff like that!